Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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