Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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