How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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