i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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