how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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