so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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