ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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