I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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