But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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