was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
