Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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