We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
