He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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