nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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