i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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