paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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