So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i came on her dog
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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