I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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