She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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NoShamevember. You game?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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