so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You know, be my cock's hype man.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
