What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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