make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
God I need to hump something, right now.
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