He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
COCAINE IS GR8
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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