You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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