Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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