your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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