I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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