It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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