found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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