But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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