i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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