Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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