i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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