let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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