i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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