They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
where are my eyebrows?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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