I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I looked at my own cervix.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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