Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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