Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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