If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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