Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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