If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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