doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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