we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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