apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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