Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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