rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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