Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work