Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
they're like a gay fantastic four
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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