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(949): View more from California

i just wanna soil my oats bro

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(541): View more from Oregon

for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

(706): View more from Georgia

In your pants.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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(804): View more from Virginia

she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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(773): View more from Illinois

If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar

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(613): View more from Ontario

So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.

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