Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
