If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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