I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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