Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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