I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think people are normalizing furries
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