idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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