Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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