It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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