You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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