Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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