dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
